Bowling may have adverse social effects. 8 out of every 10 bowlers end up in the gutter.

A bowling alley is really very quiet because you can definitely hear a pin drop!

A small bowling association went on strike over several issues. They were unable to reach a decision because the bowlers were split on the issues.

Why do baseball players make bad bowlers?

Because they refuse to get 3 strikes for fear they will be out.

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

ESPN Classic recently showed a marathon of perfect games in bowling. Because who doesn't love 12 hours of no excitement ruined endings?

I’m a big guy and believe me, finding size 15 bowling shoes is no small feat!

What would you call a bowling alley for crustaceans?  "Lobster Bowl."

WHAT?!?!?! The super bowl has nothing to do with bowling?

I was going to be a professional bowler but I had too much of a “split” personality.

I would really love to go bowling but I don’t have the time to spare.